Marcus Otimiri sat in his office chair with his feet propped atop his desk. His mind ran. *If anyone came into my office at this moment, he would think I was the epitome of the happy and able private detective—and he wouldn’t be too far off the mark.*
Otimiri was in his early thirties, slightly over six feet, with strong classic features and thick black hair. He knew he was a handsome man. After three years in the business, his private detective agency had a good reputation in the city. He was in money and in love. The only drawback to this picture was that the object of his feelings was a married woman.
Three knocks on the door of the office brought him back to reality. “Come in,” he said, taking his feet off the desk.
A slender middle-aged man with thinning hair and rimless glasses, dressed in an expensive suit, opened the door and walked in. The detective got up from behind his desk and shook the newcomer’s hand.
“Please sit down. I’m Marcus Otimiri, director of the agency. What can I do for you?” He said this with the half-anxious expression he had practiced in the mirror many times.
“My name is Nathaniel Ojo.” He spoke in a low voice. “You have been recommended to me. I have a very sensitive matter to discuss and I’ve heard your agency is very discreet.”
Otimiri acknowledged the words with a modest inclination of his head.
Looking away, Otimiri’s new client explained, “I suspect my wife is cheating on me but I want to be sure. I want you to investigate her. Follow her when she leaves our apartment, let me know where she goes and who she sees.”
Otimiri killed his smile before it could grow. “We can give you a complete and detailed report. When would you like it?”
“I guess two weeks will be good enough. Unless you think you should follow her longer.”
“We’ll see. But two weeks may be okay.”
“Fine. This is my card with my address. And here is an envelope with her picture and a check for an advance payment. I already know your rate. Please don’t spare any expense.”
“What’s your wife’s name?”
Otimiri held his breath. Bewaji Omolara was his lover’s name. This man must be her husband. He opened the envelope and looked at the picture and the cheque, hoping to gain time and recover his cool.
Ojo must have perceived his seriousness as a desire to start work on the job at once. “I see you’re a man of few words. I’m sure you’ll give me a thorough report next time I see you. Good day.”
Marcus finally found his voice. “Good day, Mr Ojo,” he said, getting up from his chair and walking his new client to the door.
After Ojo was gone, Marcus sat down again at his desk. He was stunned. Mechanically, he opened the lower right-hand drawer and took out a bottle of Scotch and a glass. He poured himself a generous shot and, while sipping it, pondered how to handle this tricky situation.
So his new client was Bewaji’s husband. Not much to look at, he thought. No wonder she wants to get a divorce and marry me. Besides, he thought, she’s in love with me.
He had to make a report. He knew he couldn’t give his client a true report. Still, he had to make a report.
He decided to give his operative, Segun Smart, the job; and to stay away from Bewaji Omolara during the two weeks of the investigation. He would tell her about her husband’s suspicions later, after he had delivered the report. They would have a good laugh then.
Two weeks later, Segun Smart, twenty-one, eager, and in love with his job, came into Otimiri’s office. “I’ve finished the Ojo investigation. I’ll have the report on your desk first thing tomorrow morning.”
“Great! Do me a favour now, will you? Call Mr Ojo and ask him to come to the office tomorrow morning at ten.”
“You got it. See you tomorrow.”
But the next morning when Ojo walked into the office, Smart hadn’t finished the report yet.
“Good morning, Mr Ojo. Sit down. Would you like a cup of coffee?” Marcus said, trying to gain some time until his operative brought in the report.
“That would be nice. Thanks.”
Otimiri poured scalding hot coffee into styrofoam cups and placed the sugar and cream within Ojo’s reach.
When they had started drinking the coffee, Smart walked into the office. He nodded at Ojo and gave a folder to his boss. Quickly, Otimiri took out the original and gave it to his client, keeping the duplicate face down in front of him.
Ojo read the report without a change of expression. When he finished, he looked at Otimiri directly and said, “Three.”
“Beg your pardon?”
“I was afraid of something like this. Three of them in only two weeks.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Your report. It’s really complete. It shows that she had three lovers in two weeks.”
Otimiri choked on his coffee, spilling some on top of the copy of the report in front of him. He exclaimed, “What! Oh, pardon me.” And, using the excuse of wiping the coffee from each page of the report, started reading it.
When he finished, he felt weak, exhausted. With an effort, he raised his eyes to the face of his client, who, with a knowing look, asked slowly, enunciating each word very clearly, in a tone that really didn’t anticipate an answer, “See your life? Didn’t you know that there are some women you just can’t trust?”
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